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Hello, everyone! I'm Yosho!
I'm Tadoku!
And I'm Sasae!
How many buddies do you have now?
About ten?
About a hundred.
We're supported by many people and we're able to do this kind of activity.
But there's no hierarchy there, is there?
We don't call each other "manager" but "buddy" because we don't care which is higher or lower.
There's that UUUM way of saying it.
It's a good way of saying it.
We want to make sure there's no hierarchy between us and our buddies.
But if our buddies are careful about us, they'll support us.
For example, when we have a party and there's a lot of food on the table,
our buddies will quickly separate the food for us.
This is something anyone can do.
But for some reason, we can't do it.
I think we haven't been doing that kind of annoying thing lately.
Don't you think so?
I think it's a good thing.
It's a result of our hard work.
I've been thinking the same thing since I started.
I've been working hard because I want to be like this.
I can't be like this.
Mayweather said the same thing.
Are you saying the same thing as Mayweather?
Then you don't have to do it, Tetsuya-san.
What? Wait a minute!
I'm trying to put down the game.
What I'm interested in is that separation.
Oh!
What I'm interested in is that separation.
So today, I'm going to teach you how to separate food well.
Everyone, my arms are numb.
I'm going to split it up into two teams from now on.
Let's meet at Good's bar.
It's easy to understand.
In front of each team, put a big dish in front of you.
Please divide it into the number of plates I specified.
I'll have you equalize it.
By measuring the number of plates you have separated, the team with fewer mistakes will win.
It's a song like "Let's do our best together."
At the end, there was suddenly a mess.
That's right. Why are you laughing?
The team with fewer mistakes will win or lose.
That's a good idea.
But you're laughing.
Don't laugh!
You've always been like this.
Whoever loses eats it all!
Come on!
If you're full, you lose.
If you think you've eaten too much, you lose.
I see.
You have a choice.
The first round is all.
Yes!
Let's do it one team at a time.
This is an overwhelmingly advantageous school.
Please choose your favorite school.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I'll go to high school.
That team will go to high school.
Wait a minute!
We can go to high school.
Okay, I'll give you high school.
We'll go to high school.
High school is great.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Come on!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
The first round is all.
The team with fewer mistakes will win or lose.
There are two teams with fewer mistakes.
What?
I forgot to say it, but there is a time limit.
One minute.
One minute?
Go back to your position.
Ready, start!
Separate it in the middle.
It's going to be a lot of work.
It's a lot.
I can't do it, I'll finish it in one go.
I can't separate it.
Tetsu-chan!
If you put it on, you only have to put half of it on.
Tetsu-chan!
Salary is...
It's too heavy!
Wow!
This is bad!
The size of the plate doesn't match!
Hold it!
Compare it!
It's totally different!
Hold it and say it!
It's totally different!
Hold it!
Hold it and say it!
Hold it!
It's over!
Hold it and say it!
It's totally different!
Toshimi-san, please measure it.
I'll go first.
It's out!
646g.
I'll go!
It's 701g.
701g.
It's 55g difference.
It's good!
It's really good!
It's good!
By the way, you don't have to eat the side you bought.
Some people eat it all.
It's healthy!
- We will succeed! - Yes.
Let's talk about position!
Ready!
Affer! Affer!
- What is that? - What is that?
And go!
- Take it! - Do you use it often?
- I use it often! - I use it often!
- Ah, this is heavy! - Ah, it is heavy!
- Heavy! - Heavy!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you suddenly so serious?
I don't know, but...
I only have 10 seconds!
10 seconds!
7...
6...
5...
4...
1...
Time's up!
I really don't know!
Please!
656...
1...
695g...
So...
I think it's 39g less...
So we'll eat...
Sushi!
Yeah!
You should know better!
You should know how to eat snacks!
It's not like me!
Damn it!
I'm so relieved!
Give us back our song!
You eat so fast!
It's like a slug salad.
It looks good.
Why are you suddenly so serious?
Let's eat!
It's not like me...
Give me money!
I'm getting money!
Now...
The third or fourth one...
It's warm and delicious, but...
It's getting colder and colder.
Hurry up and eat!
(Hopeless)
(Laughing)
- You wore it differently. - It took long to put it on.
- Was it the other way around?
- Well, it looks good on you.
(Laughing)
- No, no, no.
(Laughing)
- Doesn't this look good on you?
- I'm serious.
- Here's your drink. - It's over if you spill it.
- It's over if you have nosebleed.
I'll do it when I have to.
I'll do it until I can't do it anymore.
"Forgive me!" I'll say.
Let's start!
Let's start the second round.
This time, the second round is the heaviest.
Here it is!
Wow!
This is amazing!
I've never had such a feeling before!
Where can you buy such a feeling?
What is this?
This is Nandara coin.
That's right.
I can't leave this, can I?
Well, I have to eat it a little bit when I lose.
I'll do my best here.
Please count the number of plates.
One, two, three, four, five!
It's hard!
Please divide it in three minutes.
And...
I'm sorry to say this, but I'll eat four of them.
I'll eat four out of five plates.
Is this the best part?
Four of them.
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
I'll do it from above.
I thought I'd leave it to you in order, but I'm very anxious.
I'm very anxious.
You know what?
I'll do it.
If you say that, I'll definitely do it.
Please watch the next video.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's do it. Three minutes.
I'm counting on you!
How can I cut this?
Ready!
It's hard!
Start!
Can I heat up tea with this?
First of all...
Put it in...
This time, please count the time you put it on the plate.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Me too!
You're good at it.
Put it on!
Two minutes left!
Can you put it on with this knife?
I think you're very good at it.
You don't have much time left.
Time's up!
You're pretty fast.
You have one minute and thirty seconds left.
Shall we measure it first?
The first one!
One hundred and seventy-four.
The second one!
One hundred and ninety-three.
One hundred and seventy-one.
That's good.
One hundred and eighty-nine.
The last one!
Two hundred!
So...
It's twenty-nine grams.
I think you're good at it!
You're good at it!
I'll bring it over here.
Here you go again.
You were kind for three minutes.
I'll do it!
Ready!
Start!
It's almost the middle.
It's almost.
I won!
You can't satisfy me!
You have to put in the Benz mark!
You make a "Y".
"Y", "Y", "Y", "Y"
It's good.
It's good! It's beautiful!
One more, one more!
It's delicious!
One more, one more!
You have to eat it all in one go!
1 minute and 30 seconds!
You have to put it in here.
You're cheating!
Yay!
It's good! It's good!
I see.
Yay!
You don't know.
It's a good match, isn't it?
It's good!
156.
162.
167.
It's good!
181.
Yes.
Huh?
230!
Go!
175!
Huh?
So, Tetsu and Shin lose!
Ouch!
I want to eat it!
Okay, you two lost.
I seriously don't want to eat it.
I want to eat it!
I want to eat it normally!
I don't want to eat it, but it's really good.
The strawberry is also really good.
It's good!
I don't think it's damaged that much.
I don't think so!
I was really nice.
It just came in like that.
I messed up!
I should have made it one hole...
Wow, one of them is enough for me.
It's pretty high.
Yeah, it's got volume.
Good job!
How's your stomach?
About that.
70%.
Okay, let's take a break for now.
Oh, we're taking a break!
We're taking a break!
Let's continue! Here it is!
Wow!
I see!
What?!
Is this sake?
Do we separate this?
Yes, that's right.
This year's Mojoreng-nu-bong.
Wow!
Please divide this one into two.
The enemy team will close their eyes for a moment.
If you think it's here, cut through it.
The rest will definitely go this way.
I see!
And of course, there is a time limit for separating this.
The enemy team should go well.
Shall we go in three minutes?
Can we just drink it like this?
How is it?
Wow!
This is crazy!
If we win, don't we win?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please close your eyes.
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, I got a kick.
Nice!
Recently, I went to Europe and fell in love with wine.
Koshimizu gave me a wine as a gift.
This is the first time I've opened a wine myself.
Wow!
The left and right are rising.
Oh, it's interesting!
You're good!
Two minutes!
If you do it too much, the cork will break.
If you can...
Oh, no!
It's dangerous!
From now on, you'll hold it like that and go once.
One and a half minutes!
Yes!
It's over as it is, so you can look forward.
Yes!
I've never opened it before.
Can I get 40 seconds?
Yes!
What kind of rule is that?
Ready...
Start!
You can do it!
Nice, nice.
Are you okay?
It's a little slippery.
2 minutes!
Are you okay?
Okay, okay, okay. Are you okay?
Okay, okay.
You can go now.
From now on...
Time is slow, so please be careful.
1 minute and 40 seconds left.
If you stop it, will you stop there?
Hmm...
I didn't do it...
Hurry up and stop it!
Hmm...
Ah!
I'm sorry!
You did it!
Huh?
I did it!
No, we don't know yet!
We don't know yet.
Let's measure it from the medical dream team.
Okay!
Here we go!
465!
Here we go!
It's heavy...
It's heavy!
Here we go!
618!
Since it's 618...
It's quite a lot!
About 150 grams?
Okay!
Please pick up the iron and iron.
Wow!
It's a mitten!
Dun!
528g
560g!
So, Ryo and Yume's team lost!
Yes!
This is big!
That was close!
You're eating a lot of this...
This is good for you.
Oh, you're driving, right?
Then I'll sit in the passenger seat and drive like this.
I don't know what you mean.
It doesn't matter.
What do you put in this glass?
I think you drink wine like this.
You let it touch the wall and evaporate.
You let it smell like this.
You put it around.
You rub it like this and it stinks.
You use cheese in wine.
It's too hot!
You use cheese in wine.
Thank you for the meal.
I overdid it.
It's too good!
It's like a centrifugal force.
It's not that salty!
I have brought you today's main dish.
I did it!
What is it?
Here you go.
Worcesteri chicken!
This is terrible!
It's a whole chicken!
This time, three of you will eat it.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Is this the one that was cooked?
Yes, it was.
When I first came here, it looked very delicious.
Where did you sell it?
Abarenbochi.
What!?
Do you sell it there?
Please eat it next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yeah!
It's hard!
It's okay for you two to participate in this time.
You can leave it on this large plate.
You can eat what's left on the large plate.
If you lose, you can eat it instead of it.
Each team will eat one plate each.
I agree.
We will divide it into four and a half minutes.
Please cooperate and divide it into three parts.
Ready, action!
I will do it!
Bend your arms.
Like this?
Bend your arms.
Like this?
Bend it.
No, no, bend it.
Wow, it looks delicious!
It looks delicious!
Is it good?
Did you eat it?
It's still open!
It's true!
It's still open!
Hey!
He's kidding me!
It's all meat.
Wow, it's delicious.
Let's divide it.
It's two minutes left.
Chicken, chicken, chicken.
At the end, tear it off and divide it evenly.
Adjust it.
This one is still there.
Let's divide it except for this one.
It's a barbeque! What should we do?
8
Is that a bone?
7
You can't put it in the middle of the meat!
8
What should we do?
9
Is it okay? Is it a bone?
3
I think it is.
2
This is a barbeque.
1
Time's up!
I think it's okay!
I don't know if it will be good.
Well, let's do it later.
Oh, this one.
Let's do it with this.
Okay!
Okay, team Ryueme.
Okay.
Here you go!
Wow, it looks good.
It's good.
It's big.
Okay, 4 and a half minutes.
Ready...
Start!
I hope it's already good.
Are you going to cut it?
Yes.
It's big when you look at it like this.
It smells good.
It looks like a car for disassembling meat.
Have you seen it before?
Oh, it's in! It's in!
Oh, no!
It's wet!
It's here.
This is the spine, isn't it?
I'm watching a video of Brazilian home cooking.
I haven't cooked for seven years.
It's light, isn't it?
It's light.
This one is heavy.
Okay, okay, okay.
I shouldn't have gotten drunk.
My face looks exactly like the one before.
But it's light, isn't it?
It's light.
Seven.
Six.
It's light.
Five.
Isn't it light?
Four.
It stopped on the right!
No!
Two.
Let's do it together.
One.
Time's up!
All right!
How was it?
No, but you did your best.
All right, then.
Tetsutostan team.
Please come up.
Wow, it stinks!
What happened?
I'm a soldier, too!
Here we go!
Eight, nine, six.
What?
Isn't it good?
One!
Eight, six, one.
Let's do it in between.
Okay!
Here we go!
Okay!
Go!
Eight, zero, two!
Wow!
Eight!
Ninety-four grams!
Wow!
Well, about a hundred grams.
Wow!
That's a lot!
That's amazing!
Wow!
All right, then.
Please hand the scale over to Yumei fishing team.
Go!
Eight, one, six.
Yes!
Go!
Eight, four, nine.
Eight, five or less is fine!
I'm counting on you!
Go!
Eight, four, five!
Eight, four, five.
And so,
Test team!
Yeah!
You love eating a lot, don't you?
Right?
Damn it...
That's a bad impression of me.
You're just eating normally.
Thank you for the meal!
It's so good!
One plate.
One plate and...
Two plates and soy milk.
What?
That's right.
Two plates and soy milk.
I didn't know you could give up like this.
I couldn't give up.
Don't eat it like it's bad.
It's coming out.
It's been a while since we've seen each other like this.
That's right.
I haven't done it for a long time.
Really?
You wanted to eat it, didn't you?
I'm tired.
It's a weekday in Kyoto.
Eat meat.
That's right.
It's over.
Thank you for your hard work.
I lost.
It was frustrating.
I'll do my best next time.
Don't you want to do it?
What is it?
I'll hit you with a hammer once and you'll lose.
It's different suddenly.
It's interesting to play a game suddenly.
Sounds fun.
Let me do it.
Let's do it.
How many times?
Three times.
Please watch it again next week.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I forgot to say it when you hit me with a hammer.
If it doesn't work, I'll have you eat the biggest one.
Do you eat a lot of rice crackers?
I eat a lot of them.
I'll do it.
One, two...
Wow!
I'll eat three rice crackers and a hammer.
How do you do it?
I'll eat it with a wrap.
With a wrap?
I wanted you to do it.
It's like Matsuo's iPhone.
Ryo-san, please.
I'll do it.
Please.
I want you to hit me with a hammer.
It's heavy.
Thirty-four.
It's small.
Fifty-two.
This is the biggest one.
Forty-nine.
Six.
Eighteen.
I'll eat the biggest one first.
I'll do it.
Forty-seven.
The second one.
Forty-three.
Thirty-six.
Eleventh.
It's heavy.
What is it?
It looks bad.
I shouldn't have done it like this.
I'm going to put this in the bag of the waiter.
There's a lot of senbei in there.
I'm not going to eat it.
What is this?
That's your senbei.
This has nothing to do with it, does it?
No, it doesn't.
Did you eat it?
I ate it and finished it.
This size is big.
I'm going to eat it and finish it.
I'm going to explain the final competition.
The final competition is daikon radish.
Wait a minute.
Don't do anything funny.
It's not funny at all.
In front of you,
I'm going to add daikon radish.
You're going to get excited.
Even if you lose, you can't lose.
I didn't eat daikon radish.
I'm not going to eat it.
This is dangerous.
I'm going to eat it.
That's fast.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Which one do you want to eat?
I'm counting on you.
I'm going to eat it.
Three, two, one.
Action.
What is this?
You're pulling it properly.
There are times when men have to decide.
I'm going to eat it.
This is a rough play.
Three, two, one.
Action.
This is scary.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Delicious!
Let's eat!
Look at this.
This is too much.
Wait a minute.
I didn't think you would lose.
You will eat it.
Please eat it.
Delicious!
This smell!
This is it!
This is the thorn!
This is it!
You can't eat it 500 million percent.
500 million percent.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors honestly.
What?
You can't do it.
What?
You can't do it.
What are you talking about?
It's okay.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Do you throw it at home?
What?
If you drop it and say "what?"
I will forgive you.
What is this?
You are the fastest.
What is this?
Why?
You are the fastest.
This is too much.
We lost.
Let's eat it.
Delicious!
Thank you for participating in the "separation battle"
How do you feel?
I think I can be more relaxed and relaxed from now on.
That's right.
If you think you can do something for your buddies in the future, please do it well.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!